Hegseth’s Thirst Trap

The constant feedback machine is so well-oiled it no longer seems to have a distinguishing beginning or end.


Armed with several social media accounts across every major online platform, the Department of Defense added its two-cents on the Sydney Sweeney marketing campaign on X Monday.

@DODResponse

The American Eagle ad drummed up a lot of manufactured controversy among the left, or so they want you to believe. To be honest, I’ve yet to meet anyone who cares about the ad at all. Everyday Americans have much larger issues at hand right now. I would be willing to bet that a majority of the public would prefer a proper investigation of every single person on the Epstein list over more outrage over an ad created to solicit just that.

Also a key difference between Sweeney and Defense Secretary Hegseth: to the best of our knowledge Sweeney doesn’t have any white nationalist tattoos on her body.

Pete’s Political Ambitions

The embattled Secretary of Defense has had private talks about running for office in Tennessee in an attempt to subject more unsuspecting Americans to his bullshit.

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